Just got caught up on the last two seasons of How I Met Your Mother.
/scream/
Barney/Robin forever, omg.
also sorry for my tumblr grammar how do I write

Disclaimer: I don’t own “How I Met Your Mother” or anything related.

The bar was cold and still a little bit dark. Barney took a drag of his cigar-it had been expensive, but worth it-and slowly let the carcinogen-smoke escape from his lips in a sigh. He was alone at the table, for once. It was way too early in the morning for Ted or Marshall or ( Read more... )

She’s a butt-kicking, jaw-dropping action heroine

I’m the booze-gulping, girl-charming evil villain

We were made for each other

No, no--can't work together

Neither of us want it and that's that

We don't do love, we don't do couples,

We don't do sitting-at-the-bar-wondering-where-you-are come-and-we’ll-suit-up’lls

You're no ( Read more... )

From the BarneyRobin Finale Drabblethon, with a prompt from ( Read more... )

A/N: So I'm dipping a toe into the HIMYM fanfic-writing stuffs. Woo! This isn't that original, just one of the dime-a-dozen BRo oneshots. Thank Jamie55 and SMBShaneomaniac for getting me into this. Or pelt them with rotten fruit, depending on how much you like this.

Disclaimer: I don’t own “How I Met Your Mother” or anything related. This is a fan ( Read more... )